 HOLY FARMER, Here you can discuss Farmer theology and his fame, may his light guide |
 Jun 10 2018, 10:11 PM
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This topic is for all SERIOUS Farmer followers, any jokes will be removed. Please keep in mind that we would be nothing without Farmer and thus you should Praise Farmer everytime you play Chivalry.
Here we are gathering all ressources and feats our mighty saviour has done. So please feel free to share your own experience and maybe we can help newcomers understand the Farmer Fame. my fav quoute Farmer book; Farmer 25,17 : "The path of the rightous Farmer is beset on all sides with the iniquities and tyranni of evil players blessed is Farmer who in the name of charity and a good ping will sheperd the other players out of the valley of lag and darkness for he is truly his fellow players keeper and the finder of lost souls Farmer will strike down with great friendship and furious kicking those who attempt to teamkill and destroy his teammates and you will now Farmers name is the Lord when he lays down his vengence upon thee! " AMEN Cat -------------------- All I ask is that you step with me into the boundlessness, where constancy, quietude and peace, infinite emptiness reign. And just imagine, in this infinite sonorous silence, everywhere is an impenetrable darkness. Valuska, Werckmeisters harmonies
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Jun 14 2018, 10:52 PM
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Page Group: Members Posts: 72 Thank(s): 46 Points: 72 Joined: 15-December 16 Member No.: 5,090 |
I once witnessed Farmer, peace be upon Him, protecting me from catapult rocks falling right next to us.
Some times, when I pray to Him, I feel protected from His team mates (and that time my enemies) for several minutes even thou surrounded. Once, when I had been trying to populate the server, Farmer came to me. We laughed in solitude for several minutes. Then He disappeared. But He had made my day better. Several wise players stopped attacking me since I have been wearing the same pink cat coat of arms as Farmer uses. Some of my friends are impressed about Farmer and His legendary fame even thou they do not play Chivalry. Praise Farmer! |
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Mi-Molles Drunk Cat HOLY FARMER Jun 10 2018, 10:11 PM
Monseigneur Duc du Foutre Since you did not write the rest of the quote, I... Jun 12 2018, 04:34 PM HackedPenguin I once witnessed Farmer, peace be upon Him, bring ... Jun 12 2018, 04:59 PM
AsDeR QUOTE (HackedPenguin @ Jun 12 2018, 05:59... Jun 12 2018, 09:12 PM TimTheSorcerer Praise Farmer! Jun 14 2018, 02:12 PM Steelshanks Was playing Chiv,
Complaining i have to clean my... Jul 26 2018, 04:30 PM MonkeyFiend Are you sure it wasn't Farmer's evil half ... Jul 26 2018, 05:19 PM Jairon QUOTE (MonkeyFiend @ Jul 26 2018, 06:19 P... Jul 26 2018, 05:32 PM corelysis Let us give thanks to The Farmer, for He hath form... Jul 30 2018, 11:56 AM The Malefic Trout Most merciful Farmer, my shepherd, I need you in m... Jul 30 2018, 01:54 PM |
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