This topic is for all SERIOUS Farmer followers, any jokes will be removed. Please keep in mind that we would be nothing without Farmer and thus you should Praise Farmer everytime you play Chivalry.

Here we are gathering all ressources and feats our mighty saviour has done. So please feel free to share your own experience and maybe we can help newcomers understand the Farmer Fame.

my fav quoute Farmer book;
Farmer 25,17 :

"The path of the rightous Farmer is beset on all sides with the iniquities and tyranni of evil players
blessed is Farmer who in the name of charity and a good ping will sheperd the other players out of the valley of lag and darkness for he is truly his fellow players keeper and the finder of lost souls
Farmer will strike down with great friendship and furious kicking those who attempt to teamkill and destroy his teammates and you will now Farmers name is the Lord when he lays down his vengence upon thee! "

AMEN

Cat

Since you did not write the rest of the quote, I'll do it for you :

"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BAAAAAANG"

I once witnessed Farmer, peace be upon Him, bring both flags to the top of the wall on Belmez. What a sight to behold, needless to say I sacrificed an ungodly amount of crops to Him after that on that day.

Both at the same time!

Praise Farmer!

I once witnessed Farmer, peace be upon Him, protecting me from catapult rocks falling right next to us.
Some times, when I pray to Him, I feel protected from His team mates (and that time my enemies) for several minutes even thou surrounded.
Once, when I had been trying to populate the server, Farmer came to me. We laughed in solitude for several minutes. Then He disappeared. But He had made my day better.
Several wise players stopped attacking me since I have been wearing the same pink cat coat of arms as Farmer uses.
Some of my friends are impressed about Farmer and His legendary fame even thou they do not play Chivalry.
Praise Farmer!

Was playing Chiv,

Complaining i have to clean my dishes to farmer at the catapult

I fell asleep

When i woke they were done!!!

Farmer washed my dishes while i slept,

I am sure of it

Are you sure it wasn't Farmer's evil half brother: Cleaner?

I had always thought that Farmer's evil brother was Rancher...

Let us give thanks to The Farmer, for He hath formed my hands with fingers. And behold, my fingers interlock like cogs on a gear. I am part of His unbeholdable machine, and therein lies my salvation.

Most merciful Farmer, my shepherd, I need you in my troubled hour. Sustain me so I might overcome my obstacles. I request this of you as your humble servant, o bountiful spirit. Support me with your illustrious mercy.