Hey i have been playing on your server for the past number of weeks and i have enjoyed every moment of it .
I am interested in joining the clan and playing BF2 more often joining in with the clan on the server that i play on.
Though you have said that your members are mostly 18+ i am only 15 , i am known to come across as a bright and very nice person who likes to have a laugh a lot . I must admite i do swear, but hey who doesn't? I hate Hackers,cheaters you name it, so you defo know i will not be cheating at all and never intend to do so . My name is Aaron and i am male, i live in England, Weston-S-Mare.
Many Thanks Tainted_Tornado
p.s if i do join i would like my name to be =SM=Tornado

Hi Aaron,

Thanks for dropping by and posting. (and playing on the server ) - as you mention we do have an 18+ rule, but I'll make a post in the members section and see what the clan wants to do

As for sweaing, I suspect if we tried to stop some of the clan members from swearing they'd explode

Anyway regardless of joining or not, you're always welcome to drop by the server/website and teamspeak

cheers,

MonkeyFiend

cool that would be awsome i will come onto TS
Hehehe yeah i know how they feel sometimes
I will be on the forums and such.
I hope to make good friends i am sure i will

Hey Tainted!

Seen u on the server and been in squads with u i thought u were a good player so what ever the clan wants to do u got my vote. Ive only been in the clan myself for a short while but already i think its one of the top servers. l really enjoy playing on the server its full of great players (not magik6) =)

See u on the field.

Really? never would have guessed

hope to see you on the server soon Tainted

he likes smilies

Hahaha great one magika
Yeah i like using smilies quite a bit, if they are there why not use them?
I think i am going to be going on the server now

although i'm not a member of the clan. always good to have more =SM= members. as they really are a great clan. All fun to play with and to be on TS with servers always cheat free well except b'rapers but that cant be helped. anyways after exams and i get bck onto the battlefield ill see you on there for a game

Law

I can see that they are a great clan i mean the server is perfect i haven't been on such a good server before.
But hey the SK is what every has at least done once or more times even though it is very fustrating trying to not get killed as you spawn just gotta manage to find out how to make sure you don't die, think fast and think good

jump as soon as you spawn or get revived, works sometimes for me

sometimes isnt good enuf. you phail... the idea of knowing your surroundings when you die is paramount. you must press ctrl to get up after being revived and then go for the nearest cover check your ammo and then kill some bad gys. simple really

if u space bar when uve just been revved you jump up straight away - ensures theres not someone laying next to u about to knife u

spacebar isnt fast enuf, ctrl is the only way...

Ctrl + Esc FTW

space bar once you get revved if its not enough keep pressing it but this time move round in circles once you see the purson u want to kill jump one way in mid air come back the other way and let rip!! works for me

yea but you suck... if you take my advise you will be as leet as me...

i was gonna say the same thing. but i thought it were a bit harsh. so im glad someones expressed my view

LOL. The way i get out of SK is just get up and find the person (if close to you) and kill them, if they are not close then i grab out my medipack and leg it!!

I knew some1 was going to say that and tbh lawpf you have never seen me play and warduk youve only played like 2 games with me and if i start off crap i cba trying for rest of game, so come on tonight and i bet i dont do crap...........anyway no1 else reply to this individual comment or another argument will break off and another post will be completely off topic

lmao i just got on now... you up for a quick game to blow off some stress? i is boredz

the reason i havent been playing is cos ive had exams and been playing TF2. But as of today im free from examinations and shall partake in the playing of BF2. where i will fuck you over with my knife

i think your forgetting who yor talkin to... i am the knife king! bee hatch!

sorry, please forgive me

*bows down*

Law

recruitment? you want to join?

moi?

i do but im in a clan already. fail.

I do wish to join
& isn't this meant to be about me asking to join =SM= not about how good people are with weapons?

get used to threads always go off topic to sum random topic. or people generally arguing at each other. its all fun
welcome to the =sm= forums!

lmfao you got that right it is fun to see and funny to see

I'm no artist or 7331 paintshop pro user but this is the sort of thing you can expect to see (also just a way to start off with 5 lol)

can i jusy ask 6. what type of sites do you go on to get filthy pictures like that

mind giving me the URL. Me likey

lol, its www.Magik5-Love-Nest.com

ok cheers ill use that as 2nites material

love the way u used the worst pic of me u could find. ive got some fuk up pics of u as well, if i cba to post

lol I bet you have worse ones of me than I have of you. Do you remember the photos of the Pendulum nite, the one where I was really off my head. I cringe everytime I look at the photos, man I look like shit in those.

not much changes when your sober either tbqfh

Suck my big fat donkey dick

hahahahahahaha
gosh i aint played for 2 days straight so i am gunna play today
I have seen that picture before... you could have used paint to edit it

I did see the paint skills.

5 posts them pics of 6

ill have to dig em out and "edit" them when i can be arsed - ill do it at weekend lulz

ill have to post a prettier pic of me as well as 6s one doesnt exactly compliment me...

well, the pic of me on the main page is also on my portfolio - link in my sig ;]

i know i read it just then, lol its changed alot from being 'read this and your gay'

Do you actually have a see through monitor???

rofl no, its photoshop =]

I was just wondering... what is going on with the me asking to join =SM=
i seem to have lost track

my advice is to not join them officailly as you will turn ghey, just be a recruit for evzors

Hi - there s abit of debate in the clan at the moment - around the 18+ policy that we have, so will let you know whats going on once the clan have decided.

As for warduk, only recieving the in-game teabagging means your gay... in your case that means your extra gay

go rape some melons! ARGHHH i hate all sneaky monkeys they can toss me off! lols

Ahhh ok i see.. i wasn't told of anything so i was just wondering....
i have damaged my wrist and only just managing to type this xD so don't expect much from me on the server xD though i will try my best (no it isn't because i have been masturbating alot before any of you think of it xD)