Let me draw up a sceneario for you: The map was belmez, last objective and I was the agathian king. The playercount was relatively low and I had no problem breaking through to the top ranks of the castle, so I challenged the mason king to one of those rare king duels. He accepted, so a few regulars of the server bodyblocked the walkway to leave the two of us enough space for the dance of blades. I used my superior headbanging skills combined with some stabs to nail his feet to the floor, while he used too many reverse overheads (which kinda made him look stupid). I whittled him down quickly and he started backing off. I thought "Should I attempt a roh of my own to give him a taste of his own medicine? Should I switch to fisticuffs to humiliate him?" ...
Then you fucking vancharged into our backs! With a dumb Claymore.
The only thing you wrote before I banned you was ":D" . So the only way you could make me unban you is if you convinced me that that was an artistic depiction of your cock and bollocks in ASCII and not a griefers dumb mug.
Well, no not really, since you completely fumbled your appeal.
For the reference; a good apology should contain the following: 1. Admitting that you made a mistake. 2. Saying that you are sorry for it. 3. A promise to never do it again.
Your attempt: 1. Lying about the incident. 2. Demanding forgiveness. 3. [Not much so far, but please make my day.]
https://imgur.com/9YbaSzz