Situation:

Dear =SM= Admins,

Ever since last week I have been dealing with this damn flu and the horrible aching in my throat. Upon reading on the internet that chicken soup would do wonders for me, I decided to go down stairs and cook me some nice chicken soup on a rainy cold day.

Whilst I was cooking my delightful chicken soup my French cousin, Bouquet decided to be funny like the 'faguette' he is. He went on the shoutbox and I believe he said to =SM= MonkeyFiend™ and I quote, ''w0t u gonna do m8 report me to an ADMIN?!''. Apparently 'w0t' =SM= MonkeyFiend™ did is ban me on the shoutbox.

Now, you can see this has been a terrible misunderstanding since it was my cousin, Bouquet the Faguette. Therefore, I am requesting =SM= MonkeyFiend™ to unban me from the shoutbox so I can continue my ADMIN duties.

Yours faithfully,
Bucket
Proud =SM= ADMIN

Hon hon hon!

Salut =SM= Admins!

It is true!

Zit was I, you see Bucket is knoop! Zit is funny to troll him also because je suis un faguette hon hon hon!



Je t'embrasse, Bouquet
not to be confused with Bucket, I am way prettier!

As you can see hes 'THAT' type of family, sigh.

Sadly you can't pick family so I will have to make due, he has never been the same after his dad never returned from le boulangerie

You'll have to wait 3 days until the admin that banned you shows up

Three days have passed, I am requesting an unban.

Oh you lying fuck it's only been 30 hours how could you do this to me you bastard

The hon hon hon got me in stitches

As a side note, I feel that this should be a template for future ban appeals

I couldn't find your nickname on ban records, please provide your steam id.

hmm, it this bouquet person is the same as bucket, surely this counts as ban evasion! Perma ban incoming!

N-no, don't be silly clearly we have different names, therefore, we cannot be the same person!

Same person confirmed.

Let's ban his entire IP range to make sure he's gone for good