have you got a mic? if so get on ts next time your on the field and have a chat with some of us

yeah will do. do you play mostly karkland ? or any other maps ?

our main server is karkand with inf only, but atm we have a trial vehicles server running yet i havent seen anyone on it for a few days so god knows whats happening with that lol

hi just come of your server whats with people diving gun pointing skywards and miles away and getting hit in head of one shot then dead ? as i was shooting them!! dont want to accuse anyone of cheating but im seiously pissed off lol why does this happen ? it was [cch] christian0809 and [cch] ronldmcdonald. read somewhere on your site that you have battlerecorder on take a look see what you think time was around 1600

hi m8, i can say after looking at the screen shots regular these are not cheats.

i dont know what youre system spec is (post it here)

but it sounds to me like you have major PC lag for it to seem like there looking elsewhere when you are getin shot.

in other words if you have a low end pc that is what it will seem like is happening. (been there had it m8)

my specs are intel p4 1.5 ghz 2 gig ram geforce 6200 128 mp gc (updating it to ati x1650 pro 512 mb but the 1 i receieved broke waiting for it be exchanged) anyway just spent the best part of half hour watching christian0809 on a sm server using battle recorder and well some of his play seems a bit dubious watch him you will see. you need to unload a full clip on him sometimes from what ive just seen

sorry meant intel p2 2.5 ghz

how do i edit lol intel p4 2.5ghz

looks like a pc upgrade chief, I'm afraid or it will seem like you're gonna get pwned all the time. i have a decent rig myself but there's some foo kin fast fingered skillful geezers out there m8ty...believe me

SO ITS MY RIG THEN HUH THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE WAS GETTING SO ANNOYED AND ALL. WELL I HAVE SOME GOOD SOME BAD ROUNDS JUST GOT TO TAKE THE ROUGH WITH THE SMOOTH HUH WAS TRYING TO TALK TO YOU IN OUR SQUAD DONT KNOW IF YOU HEARD ME?

Hey lizard, nice to hear you're interested in joining, Monkey and myself arent able to come and play at the moment, but if you jump on ts with the other guys well sort out a trial.
Foxxy
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hi all i have played a few rounds with some of you now and i was wondering how my recruitment applications going thx john

well im happy to take you on for your trial, just need one more person to agree to it

any takers?!

I'm happy to be that person

just to let you know, things are a little topsy turvy atm as foxx and monkeys net is playing up, so there may be a small delay until this is official (monkey gives you the admin rights etc)

so please be patient

but try and get on ts throughout the rest of this week to get to know everyone, to make sure they like you


and LOL@6's sig

ok will do

Apologies for the hold up, We will be back asap.
We dont recruit without you getting on ts sometimes, (to keep the nuts out :s Didnt work for kung or manly)
But ill get on to monkey about sorting the admin for you.
Foxx
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Yeah,yeah.....what ever!!
But Monkey recruited Me & Kung to babysit the kids in the clan.( like Foxx etc.).

Hey all!

So, im looking for a clan to join. I mainly play BF2 to fly the helies, so therefore i would mainly/only be on the vehicles server. In a clan im looking for good people that have a high level of organisation, like everyone plays their roles and use some type of VoIP. In which i would play the role of heli pilot (+ gunner would be nice) or heli transport.

Is Sneaky Monkeys the place for me?

I have been on the vehicles server abit, talked to KungMedStorPung

Good to see you interested, have just got to discuss something to do with the vehicles server with the clan, so that will determine whether you will still want to join, so will reply as soon as in know the outcome.
Foxx

Well fuck my ozon!!!! THIS GUY IS SWEDISH!!! Hm lets see what all the mebers in the clan says about the vehicles thing....
And nice to see that you droped bye as you said you would

Cool,

Im guessing your thinking about dropping the vehicles server? I dunno what i would do then, i did play on a inf only server yesterday and that was fun too, in which i take the sniper kit. I could also join to do that. A high level of communication and orginaization would be very important then...

Basically we are mainly an infantry based clan, although some of our members like vehicles, We are likely to get rid of the vehicles server. We are a very active clan, there are always people playing every night, and our infantry server is also very popular.
We play friendly matches but no leagues or clanbase.
I dont really understand what kind of organisation you are after, We dont really have much to organise! we play for fun.
Let me know if you are interested in a week trial to see if you like it or not.
Foxx

with organisation i mean people are squadded up, good commander giving good orders, pople using voip etc. the opposite would be everyone as a lone wolf, just killing who they see with no general tactics...


A weeks trial? that sounds dangerous...

BTW im having connection troubles to the main SM server. today i could connect after a while some people came, then later i left. and now when i connect (when there are loads of people in it) i get the you are having connection problems (or alike) right after its loaded an im gonna choose side... It was like that yesterday too. AFAIK its not my client, comp or ISP cause i can connect to the SM vehicles server, or any other server (or play now) with out any weirdness....

is this some feature? or wha??

are you by anychance on a wireless connection?

when i run on wireless ii always get the same problem.

Nope, no wireless, i am behind a router though, but ive pulled up a active cable (ie direct modem connection to see if it has to do with the router (which i doubt) (or its IP))

BF2 is quite buggy...

edit:

OMFG-HAXXOR

We have a very alike setup, same cpu, same mobo same ram (cept ive got 4gb), ive got 8600 and ive got more hdds lol

yep im behind a router aswell, i get no probs,

i would have 4 Gb ram but i dont need it yet still runnin xp pro.

Well it works fine to connect if im active. i will test later behind the router.
Ive been playing abit on the SM server now, its been fun so far

So what are the reqs for joining? What happens in the trials?

hi mate, basically in the trial you get on ts and chat up as many SM members as you can (goochs favourite part ) and if you like us - sure you will - and you still want to join, at the end of the weeks trial we all vote whether we want you in or not

during this week your also given admin rights to our server (and your face on the sm main website) so you get used to whats expected of you

look forward to talking to you, and beware of gooch and ted, there a bunch of freaks

That sounds fair. Im on the TS server lobby waiting for people

Im not sure why i would need admin rights on the (game?) server though...

A bunch of freaks? In what sense? Dont forget you dont know what im freaky in yet

ignore 5 , he just likes to babble about fook all.. 5 STFU

gooch has tried to come on to me several times

and teds probably the funniest guy i know, in his own unique style

and yeh, im the spam master

Ok, so Barrys a tard and forgot to restart the server last night to put uk_hornet's admin rights on. So how about hornet and heliman put your tags on today and well sort out the admin bits tonight. Heliman, you get admin right for kicking baserapers banning glitchers and racists, that kind of thing - it also gives us a chance to check people dont abuse the admin rights and so forth.
Foxx

Put tags on? you mean create a new account? or wha?? =SM= ?

Im not sure if i would dare ban/kick someone though...

If someone is a SM admin, are the un-kickable (via vote)? (i kind of TKed today and ended up getting vote kicked out.. )

yeh the server kicks everyone, but i THINK they are unbannable, as magik6 tk'd me enough times to get himself banned yet he still managed to get back in

when you log into your account when you load the game, if you look above your user name there should be a space to type in your clan tags, ( =SM= )

so you don't need to create a new account

i always thought i would never need to ban/kick people but you'd be surprised at how many kn00bjockeys there are out there, but you do get used to it

Cool,

=SM= added.


Hows my siggy?

yeah and maybe bribe us with chocolates or swedish girls or something

M33amkii, how disgracefull women are not just simply objects to be traded!...

you are though

yeah, you'd be surprised how many shiny pokemon cards I had to trade to get her :s

i had a shiny charizard...

how pro