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__ the AIRPLANE
Hello,

I am __ the AIRPLANE and after playing on the =SM=-servers for a couple hundred hours I think that it might be time to join.

I enjoy kicking highpingtrash, helping noobs not LMB me in the back and being on top of the scoreboard.

I was born about 23 years ago and currently reside on planet earth.

I was going to write more, but every time I open my mouth weird things come out.

Cheers

AIRPLANE
AIRPLANE
AIRPLANE
Marsche
Steelshanks
Finally.....
Bucket
Hello [NAME RECIPIENT],

[INSERT GENERIC WELCOME MESSAGE]

Kind regards,

[YOUR NAME]
Meowric
Scaramouche the sea lion
Holy great Selioness, I can't believe u finally applied! I'm glad to read this tho biggrin.gif

GuyIncognito
But we enjoy the sensationalist, flashy clickbait recruitment titles.. sad.gif How do we otherwise decide who is the best candidate!?
Yet Another Fool
I think Meowric said you are a cocksucker.
__ the AIRPLANE
Thank you for all your "kind messages" so far. I read that all as they came in, but have not responded until now because forums still kinda creep me out.

@GuyIncognito: Have you tried merit? That was, of course, a rhetorical question. Just think of the title of my forum topic as the new meta.

@Meowric and Yet Another Fool: 'Tis what I do.
Yet Another Fool
It's your avatar that creeps me out.

It looks like some bars are wider than the others. Not aligned at the edges. What witchery is that.

EDIT: I checked with a ruler. You suck at drawing.
__ the AIRPLANE
Well, that is just what happens when you take an image from Wikipedia and resize it in paint to make a point.

I had no reason to stick with it, but now i kinda do.

NOEDIT: You don't need a ruler to see whats wrong with the alignment. I didn't even draw this.
Zeripper
QUOTE (__ the AIRPLANE @ Aug 1 2016, 10:38 PM) *
@Meowric and Yet Another Fool: 'Tis what I do.

But do you do it well?
Raven
Zeripper's asking the real questions biggrin.gif

Also greetings!
__ the AIRPLANE
Are you looking for tutoring, Zeripper?

Can't say that I'm the most experienced, since I am usually on the receiving side of that deal.
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