Hello,

I am __ the AIRPLANE and after playing on the =SM=-servers for a couple hundred hours I think that it might be time to join.

I enjoy kicking highpingtrash, helping noobs not LMB me in the back and being on top of the scoreboard.

I was born about 23 years ago and currently reside on planet earth.

I was going to write more, but every time I open my mouth weird things come out.

Cheers

AIRPLANE
AIRPLANE
AIRPLANE

Finally.....

Hello [NAME RECIPIENT],

[INSERT GENERIC WELCOME MESSAGE]

Kind regards,

[YOUR NAME]

Holy great Selioness, I can't believe u finally applied! I'm glad to read this tho

But we enjoy the sensationalist, flashy clickbait recruitment titles.. How do we otherwise decide who is the best candidate!?

I think Meowric said you are a cocksucker.

Thank you for all your "kind messages" so far. I read that all as they came in, but have not responded until now because forums still kinda creep me out.

@GuyIncognito: Have you tried merit? That was, of course, a rhetorical question. Just think of the title of my forum topic as the new meta.

@Meowric and Yet Another Fool: 'Tis what I do.

It's your avatar that creeps me out.

It looks like some bars are wider than the others. Not aligned at the edges. What witchery is that.

EDIT: I checked with a ruler. You suck at drawing.

Well, that is just what happens when you take an image from Wikipedia and resize it in paint to make a point.

I had no reason to stick with it, but now i kinda do.

NOEDIT: You don't need a ruler to see whats wrong with the alignment. I didn't even draw this.

But do you do it well?

Zeripper's asking the real questions

Also greetings!

Are you looking for tutoring, Zeripper?

Can't say that I'm the most experienced, since I am usually on the receiving side of that deal.