Hey there, it's me, Independenthardworkingcrackwhore!

I really like your servers, especially the TO one.
I am writing this in hope, i can be in your awesome clan, so decide well, otherwise you will miss a 'special' human being (sarcasm off)


Yours faithfully,

THE Independenthardworkingcrackwhore

Maybe you can provide us with a little bit more about your self other than you being independent, hard working, drug using prostitute.

Hello

What about your name, if you are accepted ? The tag would add 5 characters and you are already to the maximum

Well, if a recruit joins us, they're no longer independant, are they?

Nor have time to be very hardworking, you know gotta spend time with us

=SM= CrackWhore confirmed

You should join the Order

Sounds good.

To be honest you already have a fool, a bucket and a penguin, so a crack whore wouldn't be so out of place.

First of all, sorry that i haven't checked for a while (meh.. 2 days only )

Something about me... my name does tell about me for the most, but(!) i can tell, without sounding too pretentious,
that I am generally a nice player.
I will help newbs with their questions if there is one, and I will strictly look who to ban/not ban. That should be the most important things. ^^

Last, but not least,
My glorious name, will have to wander off, for there shall be a marvelous clantag that I will wear with honour.
Hardworkingcrackwhore will do it too, with the clan tag in my opinion

Hugs and kisses,

Your hardworking crackwhore

DediPic and you have my vote.

Exactly Hugs/kisses or GTFO

Im not familiar with the phrase DediPic, what is this? google shows me weird french words/explanations i do not know/can't read yet

What are you expecting from me Bucket? Am I a whore or what?

And another thing, fyi I am 18 years old.


No more hugs and kisses

Your Cracklady <3

Whores take payment, so name your price

Free, I'd wager.

You can pay me in steamgift cards.

Will do nearly everything for you *winkwink*

DediPic = dedicated picture.

Like dediboobs, but without looking too pervy.

Hey guys

about a month ago, I applied to your nice clan and would like to hear some news if I am in your clan or not because I am seeing other players i know well that are already in the clan and as I said, haven't heard in a while about it.

I wrote to commanderflynn who advised me to write this in the forum here (dont ask me why i thought of writing that in the server lol)

Anyway, he told me i takes time and the other thing was, it might be that SM doesnt know we very well.
So yeah, please feel free to ask me anything you want to know about me.

Your independent, hardworking crackwhore

We here at SneakyMonkeys Incorporated strive to be as lazy as we can possibly be. Your application has been taken into consideration and we'll come to a decision in a rare moment of productivity. The next moment of productivity is scheduled within the upcoming week. I think.

It is okay to ask here IHWCW.(jees short verison of name still too long lol )

Your application is need sometime which will be consider in this week or the next week possibly.

We didn't forget you

Thanks for the reply guys I appreciate that