Hello you damn dirty apes!

Some of you might have seen me around, Guy Incognito is the name, and exploding heads with my maul is my game. I thought I should finally apply to join the brotherhood of primates, seeing as I mostly fool around with you guys on the server. I have about 600 hours in the game, the vast majority spent on sneaky monkeys. If Im not there then Im on a duel server, honing my head exploding skills to perfection. Did I mention I have a fondness of the maul? Well I do, I just find it goes so well together with my head exploding hobby, call me crazy. Naturally Im a pure Agathian at heart, what with their noble hearts and shiny silvery helmets and all. Im also known to dabble in the fine art of siege weaponry, fancying myself as somewhat of a catapult expert. If such skills could possibly be sought after in these medieval times?

And I have to say, there are no finer hammer bros in all the feudal lands than in your merry band, such as the likes of Bishie, Darksteel and Bastion. And I do believe I saw Monkeyfiend join in the fun aswell the other day. I only wish there was some way to high five after some poor squire gets tag-team hammered into oblivion. Or tripple-teamed, the more the merrier! It almost brings a tear to my eye. A tear of happiness of course. And from laughter.

Oh, and if you guys havent seen Deads backwards shimmy dance, its fucking hilarious! It's enough reason to want to join right there.

There you have it boys!

I am happy that you have decided.

At long last, finally you've decided to apply

Oh Incognito, you should start writing poems :3

Nice that you finally decided to join us

"Brotherhood of primates" xD

*Swings hammer, blocked, Guy finishes off* * X X again then 2, Strut away*

Glad you applied Guy I have had some cracking nights going hammer bro with you.