A: the walls, when we moved in were a combination of orange, interspersed with holes and broken plaster. Puce could only be an improvement

B: already got the woodchip paper... will be ripping this out when I've got some money.
C: With the perpensity of tiles to fall off the walls, I wouldn't risk putting them on the ceiling. Besides wouldn't want to wake up in the mornings looking at myself. Better than mirrors was the truly aweful polystyrene ceilings that we had when we moved in
D: Now you're just letting your BDSM fantasies influence this one I think