application of doom, I have seen better things fall from the rear of a horse Options

[Ser Clitcommande...]

Greetings of DOOM, brave warriors!

I hereby solemnly apply for the position as admin



WHY ME:

-Ingame very often
-The only thing I simp for is justice
-gets the concept of house rules
-can eat almost anything with a pair of chopsticks
-always staying frosty and telling others to do so too
-reasonable guy ( that is not a joke )
-warning others of impending doom
-doesnt know what SM or MF is supposed to mean, but down for it anyways
-loyal to the old guard, inviting and forgiving to the newbies
-very talkative ( look Ma', no hatespeech )
-humble to the bone
-extremly ambitious (i dont even know the meaning of the word humble)
- never said "cunt" to a woman
-overqualified: My RL job is to explain admins how to do their job
-blessed by FARMER countless times



TELLING MY TRUTH:

The people of Sneaky monkey's know me under many names such as... well, uhm... i'd rather not mention any of them as i have a feeling that they might be held against me.

I played chivalry back in the days as "Dwave the brave" from 2013 to autumn 2015.
The only reason i stopped was that my PC died. Even back then SM was my favourite server (mostly due to 64 player cap.).
After half a decade of unfullfilling, depressing and unchivalrous real life I finally managed to get a decent PC again.
The joy of rejoining my beloved chivalry in autumn 2021 was bittersweet, for i found a dying game.

But after a while this turned out to be the best thing that could have ever happened to chivalry, because now i can join SM anytime i want,
for the server never gets full and i never ever have to play on another server again.

Yeah the ddosses suck and there are still some annoying edgelords here and there,
but I honestly think that this has only strenghtened the positive vibes the SM community is giving between themselves.
SM feels like the last bastion were you can have a relaxing game after a stressfull day and it feels like it would be the right thing to do,
if I gave something back by filling the admin void we have right now.

I dont have any preferred pronouns because I'm adjective-ophile, but if i had to choose they would me S/M.



SUGGESTIONS FOR IMPROVEMENT:

-bring back citadel no matter the cost
-no archer limit
-If the N-word is a ban reason, then the F-word for gays should be too
-ban all archer mains
-killing spectral echo should be a ban reason
-after third feint the f10 function should trigger itself



RECOMMENDATIONS:

-I Owe You My Life: "I owe you my life"
-Queen Munchkin: "you are a true friend"
-Perseus: "die commander die"
-YOU: come on dude, do me a solid and vouch for me



Always remember to COOL IT and no matter what the decision of the council will be;
just SAY IT, DONT SPRAY IT!

[lee]

Good day, Doom.

Thank you for taking the time to express your interest in becoming a member of SM

First, we will launch an internal poll in which SM members can vote and discuss your application. In some cases, the decision-making process will take up to two weeks or more.
We will contact you if we have any questions.

Meanwhile, relax and have fun with the rest of SM wonderful community in game