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post Apr 15 2015, 04:20 PM
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Marsche, Hobbit, Liche & Trout
and then there's the smallest Turbo Midget
One hit, two hit, three and four and five,
they're so frisky, so alive!!

Trout is my number one,
Always up for catapult fun!!
Always up for kicks and cuddles,
But he is somewhat slow in the battle!!
He stands alone sometimes to think,
From your skull or mine to have a drink


Liche is my number two,
Proud and handsome, I tell you!
He prances like a little pony,
and you know what? That's no baloney!!.
He guards your back from above
and when over a river, sometimes gives me a little shove.


That Fat Hobbit is my number three,
chubby, plump as hobbits should be.
Always cleaning, always cooking
He tries to run but his feet keep sticking.
He keeps on searching for a hand,
to scratch under his collar band.


Turbo Midget is my number four,
Always seeming smaller, more and more.
Loves to snack on lots of munchies,
Mason meat and Mason archer crunchies.
Begging, pleading, day and nights.
"DONT USE BAD RASCIST LANGUAGE OR ILL BAN YOU OUTRIGHT"


Mean old Marsche is my number five,
He jumps, rolls over, takes a dive.
Up my back, All round the fucking map!!,
Swinging his big hammer to squash me flat!!!!
I run and scream, "help me plz" Nobody seems to ever hear me,
With a nasty cackle and a overhead hit, He breaks my skull in one swift hit!


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post Apr 15 2015, 04:41 PM
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post Apr 15 2015, 05:00 PM
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2/10, not green -IGN
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post Apr 15 2015, 05:09 PM
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I dont think I've all understood when you say "poney" or "a little shove" ..lel


Next time I want to see "Mighty" with my name.

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Anyway, I'm glad to be your number two tongue.gif


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post Apr 15 2015, 05:57 PM
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I've often compared Liche to a number 2 smile.gif


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post Apr 15 2015, 06:03 PM
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It's-a me, Trouto, your number one! Woo hoo!


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post Apr 15 2015, 06:05 PM
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And guess what happen when the numer one fall....



hiéhéiéhé..


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post Apr 15 2015, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE (Liche @ Apr 15 2015, 08:05 PM) *
hiéhéiéhé..


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post Apr 15 2015, 08:29 PM
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Thats actually better than the little song i wrote about ladylootie sad.gif
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post Apr 15 2015, 08:46 PM
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As I walked along the road one day
Loading stones into my sling on the way
I saw a monkey of unusual size
Who had a large sword and small, fiendish eyes.

He strutted about and beckoned me in
Then he did the most ominous thing.
He let out a screech and puffed out his chest
I wanted to run from this evil pest.

As this monkeys mighty exterior did appear
The inside of my chest was filled with fear.
He put one armored foot forward, the other one next
This troublesome monkey was making me vexed.

I then did something that was a great chance.
I launched a stone at him to stop his advance.
He then chased me back to my spawning point and cornered back to the wall at swordpoint

I begged for mercy down on my knees, And that Fiendish Monkey did seem mighty pleased!!, he slapped my face and pulled me up, Then put his sword right into my gut


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post Apr 15 2015, 09:31 PM
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We have our own clan bard biggrin.gif
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post Apr 15 2015, 09:36 PM
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When my guard was down he attacked from behind
With a blow to the head, now I wake up to find
My head on the floor, My arm in the river
While he cuts up my body to dance on my liver

My head goes along, rolling on its own
And a pain when I move that just makes me groan!.
My stomach and its contents have ceased to be friends
And are now parting company via both ends.

I ought to get up but I'm frightened to try,
I just want to lie here and and respawn when i die.
I can't understand how I came to be caught
By those crazy LMB spamming helicopter sorts,
I went to the server, to fight in the war,
As so many others had done before.
Dance if you must!!, but wouldn't it be better?
If we could put down our weapons and dance together!!,
Together we could sing, tootle and prance!
What do you say Mr DeadCanDance!?


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post Apr 16 2015, 09:09 AM
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What was the lootie song Fool ?

Steelshanks best bard ever.
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post Apr 16 2015, 10:07 AM
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Record them! Then we can put them on the servers as ambient music! laugh.gif
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post Apr 16 2015, 11:29 AM
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I do not like left mouse button spam
I do not like It
Shank, i am

I do not like it here or there
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like it by the boats
I would not, could not, spam you know

I will not spam zweihander each day
I do not like that way to play!!!
I do not like to spam noobies
I will not spam at all you see

I do not like spamming while spinning my mouse
This sensitivity will burn my mouse mat out
I do not like your vanguard spam
I do not like it Kana
Shank, i am

LMB Spam, LMB Spam
is that all you f*****understand!?
It takes no skill, it takes no talent
When you do it you seem to think your gallant
You even use it on the noncombatants!!
You spam to hell while being silent, all the while your acting violent!!!

I do not like it here or there
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like left mouse button spam
I do not like It
Shank, i am


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post Apr 16 2015, 11:59 AM
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To be honest, Kana spams overhead drags and stab combos, which annoys me way more than LMB spam!
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post Apr 16 2015, 02:19 PM
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Absulutly not, Kana drag only his lmb, he can't drag something else with his poor third p smile.gif


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post Apr 16 2015, 02:28 PM
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I use third person and I'm better than you, NUB! Also third person is way better if you drag like a maniac, a.k.a. Kana
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post Apr 18 2015, 05:47 AM
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I miss the times when you were all here
striving to show no fear ...
To hold my head up high and strong
And sing happy poems and songs ..

I miss the way you chased after me
As if I were too blind to see
The path I'm on might hurt and scathe
But all goes well if you just have faith

I miss the sound of your sweet battlecry
Through bitter times a saving noise
That told me what was right and wrong
With Farmers wisdom my ears rang right from wrong ..

A caring person, you were such
That helped and hurt me, oh so much
You'd guide and mislead me through the battle
Be my friend one moment then foe at next

Over things like that I have no control
A rock set in motion will continue to roll
No matter how hard you laughed at me
You were always pushed and forced to leave

Then one day you spawned next to me
My tears so hot they almost burned
Aware now about what I lack
But crying and mourning wont bring you back

For me to let out what I need to say
I can't do much more than pray
No longer am I weak, my hearts quite strong
From adding a happy chorus to a sad, sad song!!

Oh Farmer Farmer hear my cry!
Wont you come back and help my enemies die!!
With one swift glance you can turn them all!
To help us all conquer all!!


All Praise to the Farmer!!


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post Apr 18 2015, 07:23 AM
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Steelshanks, do you still have the poem you write about me? It was too good and I don' think I had it screenshot. D:


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