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 Apr 15 2015, 04:20 PM
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Marsche, Hobbit, Liche & Trout
and then there's the smallest Turbo Midget One hit, two hit, three and four and five, they're so frisky, so alive!! Trout is my number one, Always up for catapult fun!! Always up for kicks and cuddles, But he is somewhat slow in the battle!! He stands alone sometimes to think, From your skull or mine to have a drink Liche is my number two, Proud and handsome, I tell you! He prances like a little pony, and you know what? That's no baloney!!. He guards your back from above and when over a river, sometimes gives me a little shove. That Fat Hobbit is my number three, chubby, plump as hobbits should be. Always cleaning, always cooking He tries to run but his feet keep sticking. He keeps on searching for a hand, to scratch under his collar band. Turbo Midget is my number four, Always seeming smaller, more and more. Loves to snack on lots of munchies, Mason meat and Mason archer crunchies. Begging, pleading, day and nights. "DONT USE BAD RASCIST LANGUAGE OR ILL BAN YOU OUTRIGHT" Mean old Marsche is my number five, He jumps, rolls over, takes a dive. Up my back, All round the fucking map!!, Swinging his big hammer to squash me flat!!!! I run and scream, "help me plz" Nobody seems to ever hear me, With a nasty cackle and a overhead hit, He breaks my skull in one swift hit! -------------------- Removed at request of user
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Apr 15 2015, 04:41 PM
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 Knight Group: Old Git SM Members Posts: 452 Thank(s): 172 Points: 452 Joined: 28-March 14 From: Gävle, Sweden Member No.: 4,443 |
10/10
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Apr 15 2015, 05:00 PM
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 Knight Group: Old Git SM Members Posts: 477 Thank(s): 139 Points: 477 Joined: 8-March 14 From: Finland Member No.: 4,435 |
2/10, not green -IGN
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Apr 15 2015, 05:09 PM
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Man at arms Group: Banned Posts: 164 Thank(s): 7 Points: 164 Joined: 1-August 14 Member No.: 4,484 |
I dont think I've all understood when you say "poney" or "a little shove" ..lel
Next time I want to see "Mighty" with my name.  Anyway, I'm glad to be your number two
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Apr 15 2015, 05:57 PM
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 Security and Projects Group: Clan Dogsbody Posts: 4,687 Thank(s): 1098 Points: 2,440 Joined: 31-August 07 From: A Magical Place, with toys in the million, all under one roof Member No.: 1 |
I've often compared Liche to a number 2
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Apr 15 2015, 06:03 PM
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 Knight Errant Group: Old Git SM Members Posts: 707 Thank(s): 344 Points: 707 Joined: 11-December 14 Member No.: 4,549 |
It's-a me, Trouto, your number one! Woo hoo!
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Apr 15 2015, 06:05 PM
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Man at arms Group: Banned Posts: 164 Thank(s): 7 Points: 164 Joined: 1-August 14 Member No.: 4,484 |
And guess what happen when the numer one fall....
hiéhéiéhé.. -------------------- Darwin |
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Apr 15 2015, 07:54 PM
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Knight Group: Old Git SM Members Posts: 452 Thank(s): 172 Points: 452 Joined: 28-March 14 From: Gävle, Sweden Member No.: 4,443 |
QUOTE (Liche @ Apr 15 2015, 08:05 PM)  hiéhéiéhé.. 
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Apr 15 2015, 08:29 PM
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Knight Group: Members Posts: 443 Thank(s): 98 Points: 443 Joined: 19-September 14 Member No.: 4,499 |
Thats actually better than the little song i wrote about ladylootie
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Apr 15 2015, 08:46 PM
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Squire Group: Banned Posts: 117 Thank(s): 70 Points: 117 Joined: 21-February 15 From: My house Member No.: 4,604 |
As I walked along the road one day
Loading stones into my sling on the way I saw a monkey of unusual size Who had a large sword and small, fiendish eyes. He strutted about and beckoned me in Then he did the most ominous thing. He let out a screech and puffed out his chest I wanted to run from this evil pest. As this monkeys mighty exterior did appear The inside of my chest was filled with fear. He put one armored foot forward, the other one next This troublesome monkey was making me vexed. I then did something that was a great chance. I launched a stone at him to stop his advance. He then chased me back to my spawning point and cornered back to the wall at swordpoint I begged for mercy down on my knees, And that Fiendish Monkey did seem mighty pleased!!, he slapped my face and pulled me up, Then put his sword right into my gut -------------------- Removed at request of user
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The Following 1 Users Say Thank You to Steelshanks For This Useful Post: Stupid Fat Hobbit! | |
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Apr 15 2015, 09:31 PM
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Squire Group: Members Posts: 136 Thank(s): 21 Points: 136 Joined: 9-April 14 From: The Shire Member No.: 4,447 |
We have our own clan bard
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The Following 1 Users Say Thank You to Stupid Fat Hobbit! For This Useful Post: Marsche | |
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Apr 15 2015, 09:36 PM
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Squire Group: Banned Posts: 117 Thank(s): 70 Points: 117 Joined: 21-February 15 From: My house Member No.: 4,604 |
When my guard was down he attacked from behind
With a blow to the head, now I wake up to find My head on the floor, My arm in the river While he cuts up my body to dance on my liver My head goes along, rolling on its own And a pain when I move that just makes me groan!. My stomach and its contents have ceased to be friends And are now parting company via both ends. I ought to get up but I'm frightened to try, I just want to lie here and and respawn when i die. I can't understand how I came to be caught By those crazy LMB spamming helicopter sorts, I went to the server, to fight in the war, As so many others had done before. Dance if you must!!, but wouldn't it be better? If we could put down our weapons and dance together!!, Together we could sing, tootle and prance! What do you say Mr DeadCanDance!? -------------------- Removed at request of user
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Apr 16 2015, 09:09 AM
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Peasant Group: Trusted non-SM Posts: 31 Thank(s): 2 Points: 31 Joined: 9-November 13 Member No.: 4,393 |
What was the lootie song Fool ?
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Apr 16 2015, 10:07 AM
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 Knight Errant Group: Old Git SM Members Posts: 510 Thank(s): 283 Points: 510 Joined: 3-April 14 Member No.: 4,445 |
Record them! Then we can put them on the servers as ambient music!
 
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 Apr 16 2015, 11:29 AM
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Squire Group: Banned Posts: 117 Thank(s): 70 Points: 117 Joined: 21-February 15 From: My house Member No.: 4,604 |
I do not like left mouse button spam
I do not like It Shank, i am I do not like it here or there I do not like it anywhere I do not like it by the boats I would not, could not, spam you know I will not spam zweihander each day I do not like that way to play!!! I do not like to spam noobies I will not spam at all you see I do not like spamming while spinning my mouse This sensitivity will burn my mouse mat out I do not like your vanguard spam I do not like it Kana Shank, i am LMB Spam, LMB Spam is that all you f*****understand!? It takes no skill, it takes no talent When you do it you seem to think your gallant You even use it on the noncombatants!! You spam to hell while being silent, all the while your acting violent!!! I do not like it here or there I do not like it anywhere I do not like left mouse button spam I do not like It Shank, i am -------------------- Removed at request of user
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The Following 1 Users Say Thank You to Steelshanks For This Useful Post: Liche | |
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Apr 16 2015, 11:59 AM
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Squire Group: Members Posts: 136 Thank(s): 21 Points: 136 Joined: 9-April 14 From: The Shire Member No.: 4,447 |
To be honest, Kana spams overhead drags and stab combos, which annoys me way more than LMB spam!
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Apr 16 2015, 02:19 PM
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Man at arms Group: Banned Posts: 164 Thank(s): 7 Points: 164 Joined: 1-August 14 Member No.: 4,484 |
Absulutly not, Kana drag only his lmb, he can't drag something else with his poor third p
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Apr 16 2015, 02:28 PM
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Squire Group: Members Posts: 136 Thank(s): 21 Points: 136 Joined: 9-April 14 From: The Shire Member No.: 4,447 |
I use third person and I'm better than you, NUB! Also third person is way better if you drag like a maniac, a.k.a. Kana
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Apr 18 2015, 05:47 AM
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Squire Group: Banned Posts: 117 Thank(s): 70 Points: 117 Joined: 21-February 15 From: My house Member No.: 4,604 |
I miss the times when you were all here
striving to show no fear ... To hold my head up high and strong And sing happy poems and songs .. I miss the way you chased after me As if I were too blind to see The path I'm on might hurt and scathe But all goes well if you just have faith I miss the sound of your sweet battlecry Through bitter times a saving noise That told me what was right and wrong With Farmers wisdom my ears rang right from wrong .. A caring person, you were such That helped and hurt me, oh so much You'd guide and mislead me through the battle Be my friend one moment then foe at next Over things like that I have no control A rock set in motion will continue to roll No matter how hard you laughed at me You were always pushed and forced to leave Then one day you spawned next to me My tears so hot they almost burned Aware now about what I lack But crying and mourning wont bring you back For me to let out what I need to say I can't do much more than pray No longer am I weak, my hearts quite strong From adding a happy chorus to a sad, sad song!! Oh Farmer Farmer hear my cry! Wont you come back and help my enemies die!! With one swift glance you can turn them all! To help us all conquer all!! All Praise to the Farmer!! -------------------- Removed at request of user
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Apr 18 2015, 07:23 AM
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 Knight Errant Group: Veteran SM Members Posts: 793 Thank(s): 409 Points: 793 Joined: 8-March 15 From: Some grey and rainy place Member No.: 4,609 |
Steelshanks, do you still have the poem you write about me? It was too good and I don' think I had it screenshot. D:
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