application of doom, I have seen better things fall from the rear of a horse Options

[Ser Clitcommande...]

Greetings of DOOM, brave warriors!

I hereby solemnly apply for the position as admin



WHY ME:

-Ingame very often
-The only thing I simp for is justice
-gets the concept of house rules
-can eat almost anything with a pair of chopsticks
-always staying frosty and telling others to do so too
-reasonable guy ( that is not a joke )
-warning others of impending doom
-doesnt know what SM or MF is supposed to mean, but down for it anyways
-loyal to the old guard, inviting and forgiving to the newbies
-very talkative ( look Ma', no hatespeech )
-humble to the bone
-extremly ambitious (i dont even know the meaning of the word humble)
- never said "cunt" to a woman
-overqualified: My RL job is to explain admins how to do their job
-blessed by FARMER countless times



TELLING MY TRUTH:

The people of Sneaky monkey's know me under many names such as... well, uhm... i'd rather not mention any of them as i have a feeling that they might be held against me.

I played chivalry back in the days as "Dwave the brave" from 2013 to autumn 2015.
The only reason i stopped was that my PC died. Even back then SM was my favourite server (mostly due to 64 player cap.).
After half a decade of unfullfilling, depressing and unchivalrous real life I finally managed to get a decent PC again.
The joy of rejoining my beloved chivalry in autumn 2021 was bittersweet, for i found a dying game.

But after a while this turned out to be the best thing that could have ever happened to chivalry, because now i can join SM anytime i want,
for the server never gets full and i never ever have to play on another server again.

Yeah the ddosses suck and there are still some annoying edgelords here and there,
but I honestly think that this has only strenghtened the positive vibes the SM community is giving between themselves.
SM feels like the last bastion were you can have a relaxing game after a stressfull day and it feels like it would be the right thing to do,
if I gave something back by filling the admin void we have right now.

I dont have any preferred pronouns because I'm adjective-ophile, but if i had to choose they would me S/M.



SUGGESTIONS FOR IMPROVEMENT:

-bring back citadel no matter the cost
-no archer limit
-If the N-word is a ban reason, then the F-word for gays should be too
-ban all archer mains
-killing spectral echo should be a ban reason
-after third feint the f10 function should trigger itself



RECOMMENDATIONS:

-I Owe You My Life: "I owe you my life"
-Queen Munchkin: "you are a true friend"
-Perseus: "die commander die"
-YOU: come on dude, do me a solid and vouch for me



Always remember to COOL IT and no matter what the decision of the council will be;
just SAY IT, DONT SPRAY IT!