Cowards And Saw Bums The Musical., When did Knaves get the final say? Options

[Lukeyboy]

Good day Ladies and Gentleman,

I am indeed writing this post in response to a recent obstruction in the laws of medieval hierarchy.

Today I was minding my own Jolly business seeking fame and fortune on the battlefield, ravaging corpses with my dagger and enjoying the finer things in life like mead and wine.

During my trip on the battlefield I noticed a young vanguard by the name of Potato, he was paroosing out of the spawn ships and prancing towards a nearby enemy, when he was presented with two enemies to his body of one he became scared and proceeded to cower behind a nearby barricade. Noticing this cowardliness, I approached this chap and encouraged him "you're with me friend" I exclaimed as i shafted my knife in the air towards the two ruffians. Yet nothing, Potato continued to hide in the filthy mud. I walked behind this man and kicked him out from the barricade and headed onward to strike the two scaliwags. When I turned around he had yet again abandoned the fight and ran off to a different route.

An extreme display of cowardliness don't you agree?

However this was not the end of the dilemma....

Next thing you know I am presented with a "chat dialouge" accusing me of interupting this vanguards swing in combat by not aiming thy dagger correctly. I was then voted to be kicked with 2% team damage, The vote discontinued but thy fellow would not give up talking about it in chat. I exclaimed that the situation he was explaining was incorrect and that I was merely correcting his cowering slumber and that he was not in combat at the time. He then presented a case that he was "healing" although my friends we know this to be not true as he had just left the arriving spawn ship. He continued to exclaim in chat that I would be banned for this act of violence and "teamkilling". Shortly after an admin out of blindness agreed with him and I was banned for "teamkilling" for three hours.

My friends, when did it become "teamkilling" not to kill a member of your team? I agree it is not right to harm thou allies, although a kick up the bum does them good sometimes. And lets be honest, Many a time we are all kicked in thou Bum and do not musically exclaim "teamkilling" constantly.


This coward acheived his agenda of getting me temporarily banned for trying to uphold justice.

Let this be a lesson to all, If you see Potato on the battlefield... know he is a coward and know that he is not of nobel birth but a coward who would sooner roll around in his own faeces then lend a sword to aid your battle campaign.


Yours sincerely,

Luke of Camelot xxx

[MonkeyFiend]

Since you don't seem to grasp the rules, I'm going to increase the ban from 3 hours to 3 days, to give you more time to think whether kicking a random teammate was a good idea