Masons And Monkeys Options

[Steelshanks]

Marsche, Hobbit, Liche & Trout
and then there's the smallest Turbo Midget
One hit, two hit, three and four and five,
they're so frisky, so alive!!

Trout is my number one,
Always up for catapult fun!!
Always up for kicks and cuddles,
But he is somewhat slow in the battle!!
He stands alone sometimes to think,
From your skull or mine to have a drink

Liche is my number two,
Proud and handsome, I tell you!
He prances like a little pony,
and you know what? That's no baloney!!.
He guards your back from above
and when over a river, sometimes gives me a little shove.

That Fat Hobbit is my number three,
chubby, plump as hobbits should be.
Always cleaning, always cooking
He tries to run but his feet keep sticking.
He keeps on searching for a hand,
to scratch under his collar band.

Turbo Midget is my number four,
Always seeming smaller, more and more.
Loves to snack on lots of munchies,
Mason meat and Mason archer crunchies.
Begging, pleading, day and nights.
"DONT USE BAD RASCIST LANGUAGE OR ILL BAN YOU OUTRIGHT"

Mean old Marsche is my number five,
He jumps, rolls over, takes a dive.
Up my back, All round the fucking map!!,
Swinging his big hammer to squash me flat!!!!
I run and scream, "help me plz" Nobody seems to ever hear me,
With a nasty cackle and a overhead hit, He breaks my skull in one swift hit!

[Steelshanks]

Poem Of Sneeky

Over there, In the bush
Watching your every move
Awaiting for you to feint & fail
He'll pounce over the rail

Eyeing up your every step
Snickering upon his lips
Once he sees he has a chance
he'll break out with a shout and start to dance!

Lo, an behold the watcher is he
No one knows from whence he came
Once he thinks you surely failed
He'll swear to do it again

Sitting in the corners
Awaiting for you to subside
Once he thinks you are gone
He will no longer hide

He's watching your every move ..
Awaiting to attack
That Sneeky is so smart!
When he stabs you in the back