Resignation letter Options

[Lawpf2001]

So i'm writing a notice letter for work atm (ill be on BC2 after). Im really not sure what to write though. Tbh they have been good to me but i never planned for staying very long despite being a permanent member of staff. I want to leave the end of the month and only need to give a weeks notice but I decided i might let my manager know my intentions.

tl:dr resignation letter what to write.

[HYPOBOXER]

Pussys, Go out with a bang. No notice. Hire two of the dirtiest prostitutes you can find on the day you are leaving. Get absolutely hammered and go in and act like a total c**t. Take a massive set of speakers and have your leaving party there and then. Tie up your boss and humiliate him/her reminding them about all the times they berated you and how you have wasted a good part of your life making them look good and filling there pockets. Then walk out like a rockstar and never look back.


Or give a weeks notice and ask for a reference.

Hypo

[Lawpf2001]

Pussys, Go out with a bang. No notice. Hire two of the dirtiest prostitutes you can find on the day you are leaving. Get absolutely hammered and go in and act like a total c**t. Take a massive set of speakers and have your leaving party there and then. Tie up your boss and humiliate him/her reminding them about all the times they berated you and how you have wasted a good part of your life making them look good and filling there pockets. Then walk out like a rockstar and never look back.


Or give a weeks notice and ask for a reference.

Hypo

not sure that'll go down too well.

as its my 1st major job im wanting the reference.