Good day Ladies and Gentleman,

I am indeed writing this post in response to a recent obstruction in the laws of medieval hierarchy.

Today I was minding my own Jolly business seeking fame and fortune on the battlefield, ravaging corpses with my dagger and enjoying the finer things in life like mead and wine.

During my trip on the battlefield I noticed a young vanguard by the name of Potato, he was paroosing out of the spawn ships and prancing towards a nearby enemy, when he was presented with two enemies to his body of one he became scared and proceeded to cower behind a nearby barricade. Noticing this cowardliness, I approached this chap and encouraged him "you're with me friend" I exclaimed as i shafted my knife in the air towards the two ruffians. Yet nothing, Potato continued to hide in the filthy mud. I walked behind this man and kicked him out from the barricade and headed onward to strike the two scaliwags. When I turned around he had yet again abandoned the fight and ran off to a different route.

An extreme display of cowardliness don't you agree?

However this was not the end of the dilemma....

Next thing you know I am presented with a "chat dialouge" accusing me of interupting this vanguards swing in combat by not aiming thy dagger correctly. I was then voted to be kicked with 2% team damage, The vote discontinued but thy fellow would not give up talking about it in chat. I exclaimed that the situation he was explaining was incorrect and that I was merely correcting his cowering slumber and that he was not in combat at the time. He then presented a case that he was "healing" although my friends we know this to be not true as he had just left the arriving spawn ship. He continued to exclaim in chat that I would be banned for this act of violence and "teamkilling". Shortly after an admin out of blindness agreed with him and I was banned for "teamkilling" for three hours.

My friends, when did it become "teamkilling" not to kill a member of your team? I agree it is not right to harm thou allies, although a kick up the bum does them good sometimes. And lets be honest, Many a time we are all kicked in thou Bum and do not musically exclaim "teamkilling" constantly.


This coward acheived his agenda of getting me temporarily banned for trying to uphold justice.

Let this be a lesson to all, If you see Potato on the battlefield... know he is a coward and know that he is not of nobel birth but a coward who would sooner roll around in his own faeces then lend a sword to aid your battle campaign.


Yours sincerely,

Luke of Camelot xxx

At the end of the day, potato was hanging around near a barricade to regen. You intentionally kicked him when there were no enemies around.
Aside from the flouncy way of verbally dressing it, you broke the server rules by intentionally damaging a team mate, so you got a ban for 3 hours.

Sir there where indeed enemies ahead.

As I explain in my tale, He was not there to regen health as i had left spawn right behind him. This tale of "health regen" only came out after I told him his accusation about "interrupting" his hits was false. So even by his account he is unable to maintain with his lies.

If people got banned for every time they kicked someone, no matter how justified. No one would be left on the server.

You also have not shown to respect that if I did want to harm him I would of struck him with my blade or even attempted to take his life. I think you took extreme action without looking at the big picture.

Naturally you wont go back on your decision because it's human nature to believe we are always correct and remain authoritative even if what we have done is not justified.

I am sorry that you cannot see that I tell the truth, otherwise I would not have spent so much time declaring my honest intentions.

I wanted to aid him in his fight and he did nothing but cower, in future I will let the cowards remain cowards.


2% team damage as opposed to his 8%. I would love to clarify that in the grand scheme of things and by your own logic, He is a teamkiller.

Lots of love,

Luke Of Camelot xxxxx

I legit thought you were a spambot.

No good sir,

I am just seeking Justice for our realm.


Good day,

Luke Of Camelot xxxx

From what I can understand 'justice' has already been served since you kicked a teammate when there were no enemies around.

You can roleplay or whatever it's called you're doing and describe your side of the story in fancy Shakespeare written style but it will do fuck all.

Right.

Firstly the rules state this Kicks/Bans for intentional TK's (depending on severity)

Depending on severity. Did the most minor form of "TK" in your opinion. So that would be a kick rather then a ban.

Secondly, There where two enemies hence the reason he was hiding as he didn't want to fight them alone. I think I made this rather clear.

Thanks,

Luke Of Camelot xxx

Since you don't seem to grasp the rules, I'm going to increase the ban from 3 hours to 3 days, to give you more time to think whether kicking a random teammate was a good idea

I clearly grasped the rules there sir, You clearly haven't read what you've written in your rules.

Please refer back to my previous message.

Also, you can refer back to the authority comment I made also. You have a large complex.

http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcom...d64d6d_full.jpg

Aren't you cute, Enjoy your bike.

We live in the same part of England

oooooo you can use google. am impressed.

Happily though given that I work in IT security the information posted online isn't completely accurate. Aside from that some things online (like the guy that had some sort of mountain biking injury) aren't anything to do with me.

Regardless, you've had your chances. Changing the ban to permanent, no appeals. Good riddance.